Last week’s issues included several advertisements for Bill’s Hardware. As we have yet to receive payment for said advertisements, please forget you ever subconsciously absorbed any knowledge of their low, low prices.
The Onion apologizes for leaving the drawbridge down overnight.
Last Wednesday, The Onion used the word “jaunt” well over 10 times in the article “Suspect Jaunts Off With Stolen Cash.” The Onion regrets leaning ...
Last Tuesday’s edition of The Onion was actually the October 1990 issue of Sports Illustrated For Kids.