Plot To Murder Justin Bieber Foiled

American Voices • Opinion • ISSUE 48•50 • Dec 13, 2012

Two men have been accused of planning to capture teen pop sensation Justin Bieber at a recent concert, strangle him to death with a paisley tie, and possibly castrate him, a plot allegedly masterminded by a 45-year-old jailed New Mexico rapist and murderer with a tattoo of Bieber on his leg. What do you think?

“Hey, that was my idea!”
Daisuke Koyama –
Unemployed
“Yeah, I felt the same way after Bieber changed his hairstyle, but you know what? I think I’ve grown to like the new hairstyle even more than the original.”
Kay Rifkin –
Game-Bird Farmer
“How’d they get tickets?!”
Tobias Hightower –
Radar Mechanic

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