American Voices

Pluto Not A Planet?

August 15, 2006 | ISSUE 42•32

Scientists from around the world are convening this week to decide whether or not Pluto fits the definition of a planet. What do you think?

  • On the bright side, that's five fewer minutes I have to spend helping my son on his solar-system mobile.

    Dale Kenner
    Telephone-System Installer

  • I just hope I'm not around when the news finally hits Pluto in 4,000 light years.

    Brenda Dobbs
    Unemployed

  • That's cool. I hear Seyfert II has an opening.

    Dan Praeger
    Shampooer

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