0ELYSBURG, PA—Friends of 33-year-old Dan Leski were subjected Tuesday to a detailed account of his recent visit to a restaurant, the sole point of which was apparently to communicate the fact that Leski had eaten food and then paid for it. "I thought he was going somewhere with it when he mentioned how the waitress had a foreign accent, but nope, that was just a prelude to the part where he ordered his meal," friend Eric Farber said of the story that began with Leski feeling hungry and ended when the bill—$13.95 plus tax and tip—had been settled. "Evidently Dan had lunch at a restaurant the other day. That's about all we learned." Farber told reporters he would probably check the restaurant out himself sometime in the near future.
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