Political Campaigns
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Barack Obama Tiger Beat Cover Clinches Slumber Party Vote
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Senate Candidate Drops Out Of Race Due To Shyness
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Kerry: Stem-Cell Research May Hold Cure To Ailing Campaign
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Dove Campaign For Real Beauty Announces 2008 Presidential Candidate
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Mysterious Congressman Challenges Leading Candidates To Debate At Dawn
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Kerry Makes Whistle-Stop Tour From Deck Of Yacht
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Gore Delivers Emergency Presidential Address Into Bathroom Mirror
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Bush Re-Election Campaign Creates Thousands Of New Jobs
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