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    Slideshow • Politics • ISSUE 45•06 • Feb 16, 2009
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    • Fritolaysia Cuts Off Chiplomatic Relations With Snakistan

      KARUNCHI, SNAKISTAN—Fritolaysia's trade blockade has also cut off Snakistan's commerce with Yumen, Mmmmadagascar, and the Chex Republic.
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    • Long-Standing Conflict Ends As Israel Returns Lawn Mower To Palestine

      JERUSALEM—
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    • World Leaders Gather To Roast Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

      GENEVA—"Ahmadinejad? I can't even say it, let alone write it on a Black Ops memo." President Bush jested during the roast of Iran's controversial leader.
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    • Canada, India Sheepishly Resolve Border Dispute

      OTTAWA—The two nations urged the international community to forget about this whole thing as quickly as possible.
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    • U.S. Gives Up Trying To Impress England

      CHICAGO—Americans across the nation declared Tuesday that, after 230 years of trying to prove to England that the U.S. is a worthwhile and relevant country deserving of the European nation's respect, they are officially giving up.
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    • Relations Break Down Between U.S. And Them

      WASHINGTON, DC—After decades of antagonism between the two global powers, the U.S. has officially severed relations with Them, Bush administration officials announced Tuesday.
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    • Kim Jong-Il Interprets Sunrise As Act Of War

      PYONGYANG, NORTH KOREA—Kim also warned against other "extreme transgressions" including inspections of North Korean cargo, shorter hemlines, and the release of yet another new sports drink.
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    • Child Walks Out On Toy Non-Proliferation Talks

      BROOKLYN,  NY—Corrine Feit, 8, has refused to reduce her stuffed-animal stockpile.
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