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    Politics 2008 In Review

    Slideshow • Politics • ISSUE 44•45 • Dec 17, 2008
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    • Giuliani To Run For President Of 9/11

      NEW YORK—Supporters of the former mayor praised Giuliani for his "early and unwavering commitment" to 9/11
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    • Americans Announce They're Dropping Out Of Presidential Race

      WASHINGTON—Intense media coverage of trivial issues, partisan bickering, and the relentless exploitation of 9/11 discouraged Americans from making it to Election Day.
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    • Black Guy Asks Nation For Change

      CHICAGO—Some residents reported seeing the black guy waving wildly and quoting from the Bible, while others said they spotted him shouting about global warming.
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    • Obama, Clinton, McCain Join Forces To Form Nightmare Ticket

      WASHINGTON—
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    • Bill Clinton Sadly Folds First Lady Dress Back Into Box

      CHAPPAQUA, NY—Clinton quietly placed the modest Dior frock inside his
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    • 'Time' Publishes Definitive Obama Puff Piece

      NEW YORK—The 24-page profile features the most lack-of-depth reporting on Obama ever published, and has helped to redefine the boundaries of journalistic drivel.
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