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    Slideshow • Entertainment • Pop Culture • ISSUE 47•48 • Nov 29, 2011
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    • Fully Validated Kanye West Retires To Quiet Farm In Iowa

      'I Got All The Approval I Needed,' Content Former Pop Star Says

      SPILLVILLE, IA—Following the widespread acclaim and media adulation over his latest album, My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy, multimillion-selling recording artist Kanye West announced Wednesday that he had finally received the exact amount of approval he needed to attain and had therefore retired from the entertainment industry to live on a small farm in Iowa.
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    • Next Tarantino Movie An Homage To Beloved Tarantino Movies Of Director's Youth

      MADRID—"I've been a Tarantino fan for as long as I can remember," said Tarantino, who repeatedly referred to his hero as "The Master." "We're talking about the quintessential writer-director of our time."
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    • Michael Bay Signs $50M Deal To Fuck Up 'ThunderCats'

      LOS ANGELES—Studio executives decided only Bay could deliver a 220-minute cinematic clusterfuck with enough tedious performances, overblown cinematography, and CGI explosions to make even the most casual fan want to scratch their eyes out.
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    • Susan Sarandon Masturbated To For Old Time's Sake

      ATHENS, GA—David Unger's return to Sarandon-fueled penile stimulation is, in part, a result of his deep respect for the actress, one that transcends her beauty.
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    • Area Woman Emotionally Invested In Jennifer Aniston's Well-Being

      SCOTTDALE, PA—"I just want to hug her and tell her everything's okay," said local dental-office receptionist Gayle Caudill about the $8-million-per-picture megastar.
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    • Celebrity Launches Own-Breasts Awareness Campaign

      LOS ANGELES—Jessica Simpson said her breasts have received "dangerously little attention" in the last several years.
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    • Sean Penn Demands To Know What Asshole Took SeanPenn@ gmail.com

      LOS ANGELES—In an impassioned 1,900-word open letter, Penn said that every American deserves to be rightfully and accurately represented on the World Wide Web.
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    • Alan Rickman Ends Pizza Delivery Order With Ominous 'So Be It'

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    • Velociraptor From 'Jurassic Park' Dies

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    • Bandai Recalls Lady Gaga

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