American Voices

Population Reaches 7 Billion

October 31, 2011 | ISSUE 47•44

According to the United Nations, the population of Earth will reach 7 billion today. What do you think?

  • I liked it more back when it was just 4 billion. A lot more neighborly.

    Andy Heil
    Systems Analyst

  • We should do something to celebrate. What’s everybody doing later tonight?

    Tricia Loomis
    Game-Bird Farmer

  • That's a lot of people. Maybe now my kids will understand what I mean when I tell them they're not special.

    Dale Goodland
    Unemployed

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