American Voices

Post Office Nearly Bankrupt

September 7, 2011 | ISSUE 47•36

With the U.S. Postal Service in danger of defaulting on a $5.5 billion payment due this month, a bailout will be necessary to ensure the mail is delivered. What do you think?

  • Listen, I have some thank-you notes I've been putting off. I'm not saying it's gonna solve everything, but I am saying I'm willing to do what I can.

    Tina Farisi
    Systems Analyst

  • I guess I'd be okay with UPS delivering my mail. Of course, I'd have to take off time from work to be home to sign for it.

    Rich de Souza
    Cable Supervisor

  • They'd better solve this quick—October is gourmet-popcorn-catalog season!

    Corey Brooke
    Tone Regulator

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