American Voices

Pot Smokers Well-Adjusted

November 20, 2007 | ISSUE 43•47

A recent Swiss survey reveals that that teenagers who smoke marijuana function better than those who also use tobacco. What do you think?

  • I think it's because pot smoking teaches kids to slow down and take stock of what's really important in life: sandwiches.

    Terry Gerdes
    Lathe Operator

  • What about those teenagers who aren't musicians, painters, and deadbeats? How well do they function?

    Alice Muldowney
    Customs Official

  • Is this some kind of trick to make kids think that pot isn't cool?

    Ivan Chernikoff
    Metal Furniture Restorer

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