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    Potatoes

    Slideshow • cooking • ISSUE 47•13 • Mar 31, 2011
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    • Potato-Chip Connoisseur Detects Notes Of Sour Cream, Onion

      ST. CHARLES, MO—"A fine chip can be worth years of waiting," said Nathan Sterken, whose refined palate allows him to appreciate flavors like "flamin' hot" and salt.
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    • USDA Official Takes Courageous Stand Against Interstate Countercyclical Potato Pricing

      A deputy assistant at the Department of Agriculture speaks truth to power, condemning proposed changes in Idaho's potato output pricing structure.
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    • Crumpled-Up Potato Chip Bag Spotted In Bathroom Trash Can

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    • CDC Powerless To Stop Spread Of Virulent Mayonnaise-Borne Pathogen

      ATLANTA—"If I get it, I get it," said one woman. "I'm not going to change my whole life around every time they come on TV and say something is bad for you."
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      Onion News Network pundit Joad Cressbeckler warns Americans that genetically modifying crops may have  dangerous consequences.
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    • Local Man Would Like Fries With That

      ERIE, PA—Following a 30-second period of deliberation, Don Turnbee opted to accept McDonald's corporation's suggestion.
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