Pregame Prayer
0Citing separation of church and state, a Texas judge recently banned students at a Galveston high school from praying before home football games. The case is being appealed to the U.S. Supreme Court. What do you think about pregame prayer?
“Football players need to learn to rely on their skills as athletes, not on the aid of omnipotent deities.”
Patrice Thomas –
Student“So these people want to pray? Before a football game? In Texas? Hmm... something here just doesn't add up.”
Jeanette Loesser –
Telemarketer“But what if both teams pray to God for help? That's just putting the Lord in a really awkward position, if you ask me.”
Kevin Whittaker –
Electrician“I think it's fine, as long as it's Christian prayers. Anything else is un-American.”
Victor Davis –
Systems Analyst“Jesus will lead the Fitchburg Spartans to victory, just as surely as He made me not gay.”
Omar Tulin –
File Clerk“Before all of my son's football games, I say a little prayer that he won't fuck up and that I won't have to beat him for it la”
Andre Simmons –
Banker
