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Pregnant And Infirm Given First H1N1 Vaccine

September 21, 2009 | ISSUE 45•39

The Centers for Disease Control announced that vaccinations for the H1N1 virus would be given first to pregnant women and adults with compromised immune systems. What do you think?

  • Yes! I love being an AIDS patient."

    Mike Collins
    Systems Analyst

  • Great. Another pregnancy I have to fake.

    Cheryl Cannucciari
    Jack-Strip Assembler

  • As annoyed as I am that pregnant women will receive the vaccine before me, I'm willing to accept it as an adequate trade-off for being able to ride the Tilt-a-Whirl.”

    Vin Cocca
    Insurance Claims Adjustor

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