American Voices

Prescription-Drug Prices

December 1, 1999 | ISSUE 35•44

Prescription-drug prices are expected to be a major issue in the 2000 presidential campaign, with most drugs costing substantially more in the U.S. than overseas. What do you think about the high cost of medication in America?

  • Actually, that's not entirely true: Kessler's Drugs is having a big sale on Tetracycline this week. There's a coupon in the Sunday Shopper.

    Lorraine Kiel
    Homemaker

  • I blame women for the high prices. They're always needing some fancy pill for their box or for lumps in the rack or something.

    Keith Fowler
    Cab Driver

  • As the CEO of a major pharmaceutical firm, I can assure you that those high prices are necessary to cover the extraordinary cost of membership dues and green fees.

    Walter Moore
    Pharmaceutical CEO

  • I think what's getting lost in this whole debate is this: Taking drugs is wrong."

    Liz Putnam
    Librarian

  • That reminds me: Do you have $217 I can borrow? I don’t have insurance, and I need something to stop all this ocular bleeding.

    Rajeev Gopindar
    Cashier

  • Maybe it's good that I can't afford anti- psychotic medication. It frees me up to plan the assassination of Deputy Dawg.

    Bob Sharperson
    Systems Analyst

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