Our coverage of the president's recent speech at the State Department failed to mention Barack Hussein Obama's full name. The Onion apologizes to any readers who were left in the dark about what our president is.
The Onion apologizes for leaving the drawbridge down overnight.
Last Wednesday, The Onion used the word “jaunt” well over 10 times in the article “Suspect Jaunts Off With Stolen Cash.” The Onion regrets leaning ...
Last Tuesday’s edition of The Onion was actually the October 1990 issue of Sports Illustrated For Kids.