Our coverage of the president's recent speech at the State Department failed to mention Barack Hussein Obama's full name. The Onion apologizes to any readers who were left in the dark about what our president is.
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We're So Sorry
The Onion apologizes for its failure to meet the oh-so-high editorial standards of a genius such as yourself.
Homegrown Terrorism
The headline of Tuesday's article about homegrown terrorism was not as alarmist as it could have been.
You Were Right
After defending Cindy for years, The Onion finally realized she’s no good. You were right.




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