American Voices

President Ford Dead

December 27, 2006 | ISSUE 42•52

President Gerald Ford, our nation's 38th President, died Tuesday at the age of 93 at his desert home in California. What do you think?

  • Whomever it is we're talking about will live on — as long as we keep him in our memories.

    Leslie Drayton
    Housepainter

  • Every time you wrote the man's obituary, he'd pull through another few years. Then you'd have to go and update it. Classic Ford.

    Andrew Woolfolk
    Systems Analyst

  • When they're carrying him out in the coffin, in front of the press, I think it would be funny if they 'accidentally' drop him down the stairs.

    Sherry Scott
    Surveyor

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