American Voices

President Still Smoking

March 2, 2010 | ISSUE 46•09

President Obama's doctors hinted that he may still be smoking, despite his efforts to quit. What do you think?

  • I thought it was pretty obvious when they planted tobacco in the new White House organic garden."

    Marvin Lee
    Corrections Officer

  • It probably would have been easier for him to quit if Cheney hadn't left five cartons in the White House freezer."

    Analissa MacLean
    Pharmacist

  • What's next? He's still attending his Muslim Islamic worship services? It's always something with this guy."

    Kyp Echols
    Unemployed

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