President's 100th Birthday To Be Recognized

American Voices • yu wan mei • ISSUE 45•30 • Jul 20, 2009

President Barack Obama signed a bill that established a panel to commemorate Ronald Reagan's 100th birthday on June 6, 2011. What do you think?

“Quickly, we must assemble a great pageantry of nuclear and military might in honor of this departed leader!"”
Eddie Williams –
Bootblackener
“I am looking forward to a calm, decent celebration. Let us not have sex in the streets as we often do during parades."”
Diane Poole –
Sluggish Cleaning Person
“Celebrating our nation's past glories on President Reagan's birthday will provide a welcome reprieve from the crushing realities of our ongoing military, economic, and cultural decline.””
Frank Frankson –
Hotel Clerk

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