American Voices

Professional Porn Sales Down

June 28, 2007 | ISSUE 43•26

Sales and rentals of adult DVDs are down 30 percent due to the rise in homemade Internet porn. What do you think?

  • These thrifty Internet porn enthusiasts are missing out on the lifelong friends you make at adult shops.

    Robin Petersen
    Database Adminsitrator

  • That's the problem with the porn biz. No matter how low your price is for having an entire billiard-ball set shoved up your ass, there's always some punk waiting in the wings willing to do it for free.

    Simon Stephens
    Florist

  • Yeah, that's my fault. Sorry.

    Elizabeth Whaley
    Labor Mediator

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