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Professional Porn Sales Down

June 28, 2007 | ISSUE 43•26

Sales and rentals of adult DVDs are down 30 percent due to the rise in homemade Internet porn. What do you think?

These thrifty Internet porn enthusiasts are missing out on the lifelong friends you make at adult shops.

Robin Petersen
Database Adminsitrator
That's the problem with the porn biz. No matter how low your price is for having an entire billiard-ball set shoved up your ass, there's always some punk waiting in the wings willing to do it for free.

Simon Stephens
Florist
Yeah, that's my fault. Sorry.

Elizabeth Whaley
Labor Mediator

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