Pros And Cons Of An NFL Franchise In London

• PRO: Desire to see grown men crush each other knows no nationality
• CON: Players may react poorly to prim but adorable trainers who fly with aid of parasol and burst into character-building songs every 10 minutes
• PRO: British prisons have plenty of room for athletes
• CON: British viewers have a tendency to say "oh, my!" and faint at even the mildest block
• PRO: Could call team the London Fog and helmet could feature a badass cloud
• CON: Entire fucking ocean away from every other team
• PRO: Fans actually polite and well-spoken right up until they riot and push each other through chain-link fences
• CON: Victorious coaches will not enjoy being doused with 40 gallons of hot tea
• PRO: Great way to piss off L.A.
• CON: Changing of the Left Guards loses its flair after the third or fourth time