Pros And Cons Of An NFL Franchise In London
- PRO: Desire to see grown men crush each other knows no nationality
- CON: Players may react poorly to prim but adorable trainers who fly with aid of parasol and burst into character-building songs every 10 minutes
- PRO: British prisons have plenty of room for athletes
- CON: British viewers have a tendency to say "oh, my!" and faint at even the mildest block
- PRO: Could call team the London Fog and helmet could feature a badass cloud
- CON: Entire fucking ocean away from every other team
- PRO: Fans actually polite and well-spoken right up until they riot and push each other through chain-link fences
- CON: Victorious coaches will not enjoy being doused with 40 gallons of hot tea
- PRO: Great way to piss off L.A.
- CON: Changing of the Left Guards loses its flair after the third or fourth time
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