Protecting The Police

American Voicespatriotism ISSUE 31•09 Mar 12, 1997

In the wake of an ever-growing number of shootings of police officers, including last week's L.A. bank-robbery shootout, debate is raging over how to better protect our nation's law enforcement officials. What do you think?

  • “I feel bad for the cops. From now on, I'm going to let them beat me a little harder.”

    Jerry Osgood –
    Building Contractor

  • “In preparation for an armed assault by a police officer, I reinforced my ass with a baking sheet.”

    Warren Browder –
    Science Teacher

  • “We need to protect our nation's law enforcement officials at any cost. Except those fucking meter maids—let the bitches fry.”

    Hugh Kulwicki –
    Chef

  • “Any police officer who's in trouble should just call 911.”

    Dana Bern –
    Orthodontist

  • “I think our police officers would be safer if they didn't wander around such bad neighborhoods at all hours of the night.”

    Linda Lewis –
    Systems Analyst

  • “The only way policemen can be saved is if they accept Jesus Christ as their Lord and Savior.”

    Bill Reuschel –
    Computer Programmer

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