Psychiatric Tome Getting Long-Awaited Update

A draft of the fifth edition of the Diagnostic And Statistical Manual Of Mental Disorders (DSM) has been posted for online review before its publication in 2013. What do you think?

  • “If they change which planets men and women are from, I'll be pissed."”

    Derek Neville –
    Systems Analyst

  • “I still recognize the DSM-I as the premier psychiatric-disorder classification text. Women who don't pin-curl their hair before bedtime are suffering from an acute antisocial personality disorder that requires immediate electroshock treatment."”

    Heather Porter –
    Scuba Instructor

  • “Bottom line: Is this going to make it easier or harder for me to get sleeping pills?"”

    Eddie Nocentelli –
    Upholstery Repairer