Psychopaths Behave Like Stroke Victims

A University of Wisconsin study found that when prisoners exhibiting psychopathic tendencies played decision-making games, they used the same strategies as people who had suffered strokes or brain tumors. What do you think?

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  “I've seen enough Law & Order and House to tell you my personal bullshit theory on this."”

  Jenny Blumberg –
  Systems Analyst

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  “To get a conclusive result you're going to have to test the brains of psychopaths and stroke victims when they're cutting people up."”

  Will Lind –
  Cost Clerk

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  “Stroke victims always try to get the railroads and utilities first, though. Those are the safest bets."”

  Kevin Feltes –
  Doffer