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Putin Moves To Return To Presidency

September 27, 2011 | ISSUE 47•39

Former president and current prime minister Vladimir Putin of Russia announced at a meeting of his party that he would run for president again in 2012. What do you think?

  • I won't know if he's a good choice to lead again until I see an updated photo of him with his shirt off.

    Lucas Tremblay
    Fingerprint Clerk

  • Return to?

    Colleen Wells
    Back Hoe Operator

  • Dmitry Medvedev? More like Dmitry Medvebitch. Get it? Because that guy is totally Putin's bitch! Look, they can't all fit easily into the actual names.

    Lou Dunford
    Unemployed

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