Putin Moves To Return To Presidency

American Voices • World • ISSUE 47•39 • Sep 27, 2011

Former president and current prime minister Vladimir Putin of Russia announced at a meeting of his party that he would run for president again in 2012. What do you think?

“I won't know if he's a good choice to lead again until I see an updated photo of him with his shirt off.”
Lucas Tremblay –
Fingerprint Clerk
“Return to?”
Colleen Wells –
Back Hoe Operator
“Dmitry Medvedev? More like Dmitry Medvebitch. Get it? Because that guy is totally Putin's bitch! Look, they can't all fit easily into the actual names.”
Lou Dunford –
Unemployed

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