The White House is looking at deterring the Iranian nuclear program with new sanctions. What measures have been proposed?

Cutting off two-thirds of Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad's name any time he is mentioned in the press

Revoking the country's membership in the axis of evil

Ceasing production of monogrammed "U.S. & Iran: A Perfect Match" matchbooks

Miss America not including Iran on world tour

Jesse Jackson to be sent, without an interpreter, to negotiate

Copyrighting the phrase "The Great Satan" and suing Iran every time it is used to refer to U.S.

Putting restrictions on how much Iran is allowed to hate the U.S. at any given moment

Will stop selling them uranium