Quaking All Over

In the past five weeks, two massive earthquakes have killed thousands in Turkey and Taiwan. What do you think about this sudden spate of pre-millennial natural disasters?

  • “Surely this is a sign from God. It's His way of telling us that plates far below the Earth's surface are shifting on top of molten magma.”

    Diane Dahm –
    Florist

  • “I have no sympathy for these earthquake victims. If they didn't want to take the risk, they shouldn't have been living on the planet's surface.”

    Larry Selsberg –
    Systems Analyst

  • “Of course all those cheap buildings fell down. Never trust anything made in Taiwan.”

    Steve LaFleur –
    Cable Installer

  • “In 1992, I experienced a panquake while eating at IHOP. Try as you might, you just can't put a traumatic event like that out of your mind.”

    Judith Ambrose –
    Teacher

  • “Sorry about that whole earth-moving thing. It's just that my girlfriend and I have such amazing sex.”

    Wesley Vebber –
    Bus Driver

  • “I don't mean to sound insensitive, but I have to ask: Was there anyone on the scene with an IMAX camera?”

    Frederick Garden –
    Comptroller