Queen Elizabeth II of England is visiting the United States for the fifth time in 50 years. What is on her itinerary?

May 3–8: Waving, smiling

May 3, Los Angeles: Managing briefcase No. 19 on Deal or No Deal

May 4, Williamsburg, VA: Collecting 10 years'  worth of tariffs from Colonial Williamsburg

May 5, Orlando, FL: Making diplomatic visit to Cinderella's Castle at Walt Disney World

May 6, Charlotte, NC: Picking up fresh birds for hat

May 7, Washington, DC: Giving body over to George W. Bush during a night of Old Europe–style diplomacy

May 8, New York City: Just relaxing and watching some pay-per-view in her hotel room