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    Raymond Kinnard and Margie McGinnis

    Weddings • Lifestyle • ISSUE 49•21 • May 23, 2013
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    Unable to secure the permits at the last minute, Raymond Kinnard and Margie McGinnis were wed Saturday on dry land in full scuba gear.

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