CorrectionsOpinion Nov 27, 2009

In last week's article about the reality show America's No. 1 Dancer, we described the sequence of contestant Casey Mendez's dance as step, kick, twirl, step, slap, clap, down, swivel, turn, step, snap, cha-cha, stomp, step, shimmy, and split, when in fact we actually made that show up to fill space. The Onion regrets the error.