Not going to sugarcoat it—this is not a quality home. The roof leaks, the appliances are out of date, and there’s a sizable termite infestation, but hey, maybe this is where you’re at in life. Reference #41008263
Really Not A Great House
Has radioactive decay tripped the mechanism that sends the hammer swinging, smashing the vial of poison and killing the cat that resides inside, or does the cat still live? Buy this house and find out!
Beautiful house in an upscale neighborhood with four bedrooms, modern kitchen, walk-in closets, and absolutely no bathrooms where vile, disgusting acts could be performed.
Walk in heavenly, pristine halls of alabaster with the Lord at your side. Slumber in gossamer bedding to the soothing strains of golden-voiced cherubim.