A new Quinnipiac University poll released Thursday showed that President Obama’s approval rating has plunged to 44 percent. Here are the reasons why Americans say they disapprove of Obama's job performance:
- Hasn’t killed Osama bin Laden in over two years
- Flawed handling of humanity’s inherent capacity for violence and deceit
- Ranking someone else as poor engenders fleeting perception of superiority
- Nightmarish oligarchy wherein millions of unemployed Americans watch as the wealthy grow endlessly richer somewhat of a bummer
- Weak, effeminate hands
- All that shit about his birth certificate and Obamacare
- Has consistently wavered back and forth between doing nothing about climate change and doing nothing about gun control
- Failed to preserve Americans’ blissful ignorance regarding privacy violations
- Did not enact 9-9-9 taxation plan to fix economy and create jobs
- Is unable to deliver consistently high approval ratings
- Though the U.S. president admittedly has no influence over relevant crude oil production, a factor that is well beyond any one person’s direct control, fact remains that gas prices are fucking crazy right now
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