Recalled Pugs
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Meredith's fused intestines and chronic wandering lung syndrome (WLS) now confine her to a small cabinet in her owner's living room.
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La Choy suffers from spinning eyeballs.
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Sarge vomits every hour, on the hour.
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Squeaky Fromme bravely battles hip, shoulder, neck, ear, and tail dysplasia.
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Tanklet frequently experiences internal and external bleeding.
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In March, Beergoggles was diagnosed with Mildewed Face.
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Daisy's total paralysis forces her owner to push her across the floor with a broom.
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Because his skull plates never fused in the womb, Hubcap can only obtain relief from his cluster headaches by sexually abusing a small squeak toy.
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Nougat's reverse-sneezing condition required veterinary surgeons to remove one-and-a-half pounds of mucus from his frontal lobe region.
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Some veterinary scientists and animal physiologists do not consider Osvaldo Pugliese a pug, but a large goiter.
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