Letters To The Editor

Dear The Onion,
You printed a recipe for marshmallow Jell-O salad in one of your issues in the 1950s or possibly early '60s. Could you remind my friend Eunice and I how many teaspoons of lemon juice the recipe called for?

— Annabelle Turner, Dubuque, IA

12.02.09

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