American Voices

Recreational Viagra Use

August 11, 2004 | ISSUE 40•32

According to a recent study, recreational use of Viagra is on the rise among younger men who don't suffer from impotence. What do you think?

  • Is having sex for 48 hours straight some kind of a game to these people?

    Rudy Garcia
    Housekeeper

  • At last, a medical miracle to eliminate the 3 percent of the time 20-year-olds don't have erections.

    Douglas Hirtz
    Counselor

  • The young people should just stick to the marijuana and the goofballs and let their elders have their Viagra.

    Lawrence Hardin
    Systems Analyst

  • This is what happens when the increasingly conservative young people go emulating Bob Dole.

    Rhonda Hansen
    Photographer

  • Wow, there's an illicit market for these pills? And all this time, I've foolishly been using them to try to satisfy my wife.

    William Knotz
    Rental Clerk

  • If kids today just pop a pill every time they want an erection, how are they going to learn valuable pussy-eating skills?

    Jane Setzer
    Set Designer

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