Reese Witherspoon Arrested For Disorderly Conduct

American VoicesOpinion ISSUE 49•17 Apr 22, 2013

While her husband was receiving a DUI Friday, Reese Witherspoon was arrested for disorderly conduct when she disobeyed officers’ orders to stay in the car and defiantly questioned whether they knew who she was, behavior she admitted she was “deeply embarrassed” by. What do you think?

  • “Who does she think she is? Renée fucking Zellweger?”

    Lance Sprague –
    Microfilm Processor

  • “Since she sounds genuinely remorseful, I say we only viciously mock her until Thursday.”

    Jasper Perreira –
    Keel Assembler

  • “The Reese Witherspoon downward spiral continues. That girl really needs some help.”

    Elizabeth Gawley –
    Telemarketer