0The Onion incorrectly reported that police are investigating a homicide at 1 Regent Square. The crime was in fact regicide. Long live our new King Joseph and may the gods bless his reign!
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We're So Sorry
The Onion apologizes for its failure to meet the oh-so-high editorial standards of a genius such as yourself.
Homegrown Terrorism
The headline of Tuesday's article about homegrown terrorism was not as alarmist as it could have been.
You Were Right
After defending Cindy for years, The Onion finally realized she’s no good. You were right.
