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    Slideshow • ISSUE 44•38 • Sep 18, 2008
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    • Christ Getting In Shape For Second Coming

      HEAVEN—Since His birthday last Dec. 25, the Lamb of God has committed Himself to a demanding regimen of exercise and prophecy-fulfillment in preparation for the Second Coming.
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    • Jewish Texans Commemorate Holocaust... Texas-Style!

      LUBBOCK, TX—The West Texas chapter of B'nai B'rith is holding a month-long series of events in remembrance of the Holocaust, commemorating the 20th century's darkest hour the way they do everything... Texas-style!
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    • Scientology Losing Ground To New Fictionology

      LOS ANGELES—According to a report released Monday by the American Institute of Religions, the Church of Scientology, once one of the fastest-growing religious organizations in the U.S., is steadily losing members to the much newer religion Fictionology.
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    • Muslims To Boycott All Pope Merchandise

      KARACHI—A halt in sales of La-Z-Pope chairs, Pope Oaties cereal, and Jiffy-Pope could spell trouble for the Vatican's multi-billion-dollar consumer-goods empire.
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    • Rock-Bottom Loser Entertaining Offers From Several Religions

      FINDLAY, OH—After declaring his intention to drink himself into oblivion two months ago, Owen Pritchard has nearly every popular religion vying for his devotion.
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    • Fox Defends Airing Of When Jews Attack

      LOS ANGELES—In the face of widespread public outcry, Fox TV executives spoke out Monday in defense of last week's airing of When Jews Attack.
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    • Bishop Sick Of Local Church Scene

      SACRAMENTO, CA—Bishop Robert K. Boland of the Roman Catholic Diocese of Sacramento announced Monday that, although he remains a devoted servant of God and the Catholic Church, he has become tired of the same old church scene.
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    • Area Pagan Dreading Big Family Vernal Equinox Celebration

      MEDFORD, OR—
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    • BYU Scientists Convert Matter Into Mormonism

      PROVO, UT—Physicists from Brigham Young University announced they have converted a tiny particle into the truth and sanctity of the Book of Mormon.
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    • Jewish Anti-Deprecation League Protests New Woody Allen Movie

      NEW YORK–The Jewish Anti-Deprecation League picketed the New York premiere of Woody Allen's latest film, Waltzing With Schopenhauer, Monday, arguing that it "perpetuates misleading stereotypes of Jewish self-deprecation that do not reflect the modern Jewish-American experience."
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