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    Remembering Kim Jong-il 

    Slideshow • North Korea • Kim Jong Il • ISSUE 47•51 • Dec 19, 2011
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    • Kim Jong Il Unfolds Into Giant Robot

      PYONGYANG—Responding to mounting pressure from other nations, Kim Jong Il unfolded into a 70-foot-tall, 62-ton robot.
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    • N. Korea Wondering What It Has To Do To Attract U.S. Military Attention

      PYONGYANG, NORTH KOREA—As the U.S. continues to inch toward war with Iraq, a jealous and frustrated North Korea is wondering what it has to do to attract American military attention.
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    • N. Korea Detonates 40 Years Of GDP

      PYONGYANG, NORTH KOREA—The fiscal equivalent of 2.3 billion hot meals, 11 million housing units, and 1,700 hospitals was blown up below the earth's surface Monday.
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    • Kim Jong-Il Interprets Sunrise As Act Of War

      PYONGYANG, NORTH KOREA—Kim also warned against other "extreme transgressions" including inspections of North Korean cargo, shorter hemlines, and the release of yet another new sports drink.
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    • In The Know: Kim Jong-Il's Approval Rating Plummets to 120%

      Panelists discuss the political repercussions of a new poll showing Kim Jong-Il's approval rating at an all time low of 120%.
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    • North Korea Releases New Paintings Of Healthy Kim Jong Il

      PYONGYANG, NORTH KOREA—In an effort to dispel rumors of leader Kim Jong Il's failing health, the North Korean government released several...
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    • Kim Jong Il Announces Plan To Bring Moon To North Korea

      From Onion News Network International: North Korea's space program will capture the moon and bring it home, a feat no Western nation could accomplish.
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    • Kim Jong Il Ends Nuclear Program For Lead In Next 'Batman'

      In tense negotiations, the U.S. State Department agreed to grant the North Korean leader the role of Gotham's Dark Knight Detective. The Onion News Network is coming to IFC on January 21 at 10pm.
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    • Kim Jong-Un Privately Doubting He's Crazy Enough To Run North Korea

      PYONGYANG, NORTH KOREA—In surprisingly candid remarks Thursday, Kim Jong-un, heir apparent to North Korea's highest government post, expressed doubt that he was sufficiently out of his mind to succeed his father, longtime dictator Kim Jong-il.
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    • Tensions Mount After North Korea Destroys All Of Asia

      Congress has pledged to consider looking into new sanctions following North Korea's  eradication of all life on the Asian continent.
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