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Ex-Con Back Behind Bar
05.05.09 | ISSUE 45•19
Auction Won By Crab With $20 Stuck In Claw
04.28.09 | ISSUE 45•18
Last Few Republican Senators Form Roman Tortoise
04.26.09 | ISSUE 45•17
That One Chinese Place Closes
10.13.04 | ISSUE 40•41
Used-Bookstore Owner Rises From Chair
05.10.00 | ISSUE 36•17
Phone-Sex Ad Masturbated To For 0 Cents A Minute
10.30.02 | ISSUE 38•40
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