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Power-Plant Employee Sneaks Electricity Home In Lunchbox
02.26.03 | ISSUE 39•07
Pizza Hut Introduces New Meat Sympathizer's Pizza
02.19.03 | ISSUE 39•06
Fashion Plate Smashed
02.12.03 | ISSUE 39•05
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Teen Zebra Doesn't Give A Shit How Much You Honk, He's Not Getting Out Of Road
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Goth Kid Builds Scary-Ass Birdhouse
08.04.04 | ISSUE 40•31
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