Report: Astronauts Flew Drunk

American Voices ISSUE 43•31 Jul 31, 2007

An internal review at NASA revealed that some of their astronauts may have been drunk when they boarded shuttle missions into space. What do you think?

  • “This isn't a big deal. Astronauts are the best of the best. A drunk astronaut is as good as a sober commercial airline pilot.”

    Al Payton –
    Well Excavator

  • “Um, when are NASA astronauts not drunk? They're being shot into outer fucking space!”

    Doris Snyder –
    Tobacconist

  • “I'm just glad I'm not an astronaut and that I can get a decent buzz on at work without everyone freaking out.”

    Lee Davis –
    Beekeeper

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