EAST LANSING, MI—Gold Mine Bar & Grill sources report that, just as you got change back from the two pitchers you ordered, some guy walked up to the jukebox and methodically slid in two fives, an amount of money sufficient to play 40 songs. "Well, that's it for me," said one of the regulars, who was just finishing his drink anyway, as the jukebox guy's girlfriend came over to help him pick. "Look at this guy. There aren't even 25 good songs on there." As of press time, the guy had just asked the bartender to mute the TV as Meatloaf's "Paradise By The Dashboard Light" began its first of three eventual plays.
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