Report: Nuke Watchers Drunk On Job

American VoicesPolitics ISSUE 46•47 Nov 23, 2010

A memo from the Department of Energy reported that, between 2007 and 2009, there were 16 incidents of agents transporting nuclear weapons while drunk. What do you think?

  • “That is unacceptable. What, do these people think they're emergency room surgeons or something?" ”

    Carrie Pfahler –
    Emergency Room Surgeon

  • “What I want to know is, did they have the weapons at the bar with them, and did they take any photos of hot girls licking them?" ”

    Charles Schwarzenbach –
    Systems Analyst

  • “Do you happen to know if the DOE is currently hiring any more drunks?"”

    Warren Bauermeister –
    Unemployed

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