Report: Nuke Watchers Drunk On Job

American Voices • Politics • ISSUE 46•47 • Nov 23, 2010

A memo from the Department of Energy reported that, between 2007 and 2009, there were 16 incidents of agents transporting nuclear weapons while drunk. What do you think?

“That is unacceptable. What, do these people think they're emergency room surgeons or something?" ”
Carrie Pfahler –
Emergency Room Surgeon
“What I want to know is, did they have the weapons at the bar with them, and did they take any photos of hot girls licking them?" ”
Charles Schwarzenbach –
Systems Analyst
“Do you happen to know if the DOE is currently hiring any more drunks?"”
Warren Bauermeister –
Unemployed

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