In last Tuesday's midterm elections, Republicans retook the U.S. Senate, giving them control of both houses of Congress. What do you think?

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  You know, they say people get the government they deserve, but I don't recall knife-raping any retarded nuns.

  Jared Andruss
  Shipping Clerk

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  Don't blame me, I voted for the Green Party. Hee hee hee! Aren't I the dickens?

  Melissa Kendall
  Student

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  On the bright side, the Democrats did triumphantly retake the Kansas governorship.

  Thom Abboud
  Cashier

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  I'm confused. It was my understanding that the Democrats had already rolled over and died after Sept. 11.

  Elaine Dorner
  Speech Pathologist

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  The American people have spoken. And they have said, 'Duhhh, I likes chockomut ice cream.'

  Rodney Garn
  Systems
  Analyst

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  Gosh, that election really sucked. Well, at least it'll probably be the last one we ever have.

  Raymond Thatcher
  Architect