Researchers Find New Strain Of HIV

Scientists recently discovered a new strain of HIV that originated in gorillas but is now infecting humans. What do you think?

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  “Yeah, right. Thanks, MOM."”

  Parker Hughes –
  Property Clerk

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  “I'm going to need some time to figure out what God is trying to say here."”

  Katrina Gutmanis –
  Preacher

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  “If those stupid apes weren't so damn cute, I'd stop rubbing my open wounds against their open wounds."”

  David Giunta –
  Machine Molder