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Researchers Find New Strain Of HIV

August 4, 2009 | ISSUE 45•32

Scientists recently discovered a new strain of HIV that originated in gorillas but is now infecting humans. What do you think?

  • Yeah, right. Thanks, MOM."

    Parker Hughes
    Property Clerk

  • I'm going to need some time to figure out what God is trying to say here."

    Katrina Gutmanis
    Preacher

  • If those stupid apes weren't so damn cute, I'd stop rubbing my open wounds against their open wounds."

    David Giunta
    Machine Molder

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