American Voices

Resistance In Iraq

April 14, 2004 | ISSUE 40•15

A sudden surge in anti-occupation violence in Iraq has prompted some Americans to fear the coalition forces' control is slipping. What do you think?

  • A handful of kidnappings and a few armed insurrections doesn't mean we're losing control. It just means that we never really had control.

    Frank Himmelbaum
    Systems Analyst

  • The insurgents are just jealous that we're part of an awesome coalition and they aren't.

    Mandy Wright
    Property Inspector

  • Bush did say we'd be welcomed with an open display of small arms.

    Karl Wright
    Mathematician

  • They're calling their latest operation 'Resolute Sword?' Shit. We have to change our band's name again.

    Eric Baker
    Lyricist

  • I hope for the sake of Iraq's children this doesn't lead to a civil war. Then those kids would have to watch boring documentaries about it in school for the next 200 years.

    Scott Waller
    Waiter

  • Well, everyone gets antsy around tax time.

    Dorothy Nelson
    CPA

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