CorrectionsOpinion ISSUE 49•09 Feb 28, 2013

The Onion regrets misspelling the word “resolute” in last Thursday’s business section but isn’t that broken up about it.

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Today's Date

Yesterday’s front page listed the date as June 19, 2013, which can’t be right. No, of course not, unless…unless the time machine ...

Our Pleasure

A recent correction claimed that The Onion regretted an error when, in fact, it took secret pleasure in the error.

Treasure Map

In last Saturday’s Travel section, the compass rose on the treasure map was askew. The Onion regrets the error.