CorrectionsOpinion ISSUE 49•09 Feb 28, 2013

The Onion regrets misspelling the word “resolute” in last Thursday’s business section but isn’t that broken up about it.

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Cucumber Mixup

In Monday’s issue, we misspelled “cucumber” as “konkowbar.” We regret the error.

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Our Pleasure

A recent correction claimed that The Onion regretted an error when, in fact, it took secret pleasure in the error.