American Voices

Responsible Holiday Drinking

December 20, 2006 | ISSUE 42•51

People tend to drink more over the holiday season. How will you drink responsibly this year?

  • I'm trying to schedule so I it get it all done before lunch.

    Theresa Carr
    Systems Analyst

  • Jumbo loaf of Wonder Bread. Eat two slices with every Jell-o shot and you're out of the weeds.

    Jerry Rudin
    Assembly Line Foreman

  • I will ask my kids to close their eyes and cover their ears every time I take a shot.

    Jason Woolery
    Organic Farmer

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