American Voices

Rising Cable Rates

December 10, 1996 | ISSUE 30•18

The nation's cable TV operators announced recently that after an 8 percent hike in 1996, rates will go up another 10 percent in January 1997. What do you think?

  • It's disappointing, but understandable. I mean, Welcome Back Kotter re-runs must be really expensive to air.

    Jacob Warner
    Lab Technician

  • I hope they raise the rates. It makes me feel good to help a struggling media conglomerate get a little bit ahead.

    Albert Cahill
    Civil Engineer

  • Cable rates, cigarette prices and liquor taxes are all going up this month. At this rate, the twins' baby food budget is gonna be cut in half.

    Lauryn Hill
    Pipefitter

  • With my satellite dish, I can get over 500 stations from around the world. Wanna watch Hart To Hart in German?

    Josias Manzanillo
    Pediatrician

  • Did you see Sister Act II? I have—34 times.

    Tim Bergstrom
    Systems Analyst

  • If these rates keep going up, I might soon have to cut back on some channels, like STN--the Shiny Things Network.

    Daphne London
    School Psychologist

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